he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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