Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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