I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you traded sex for a burrito?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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