Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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