no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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