I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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