marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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