she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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