awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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