so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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