Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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