Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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