it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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