im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
what day is it and did you see me today?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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