was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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