whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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