I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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