.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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