Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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