Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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