Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if only i could text you this smell
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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