didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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