Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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