why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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