I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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