I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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