what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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