It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Drake has all the answers
Dicks are not precious.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize