well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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