there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
they're like a gay fantastic four
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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