The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
handjob tips. give me some.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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