I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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