Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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