Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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