Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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