real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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