Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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