You really coming over, don't trick.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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