it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Girls should come with a carfax report
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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