Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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