He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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