Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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