oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's never too late to be topless.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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