mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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