Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.