Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I've blown a few things in my day
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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