my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS