how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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