Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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