you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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