dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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