What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
We smell like vodka and hangover
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