ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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