If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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