It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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