ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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